Subject: Outta here (well, almost, not quite)

**Just to let all yall in the know this was written just before he left for summer break, by a friend of mine who goes to school up at Michigan Tech.  you know in da U.P.**


   Just thought I'd get in the last word this year (well, there might be
something from people who's lives suck enough that they're still in
school, but those don't count). Anyway, I'm taking a break from packing up
all my shit (acually, more like moving messes around to make different
messes, kinda like integration), 'cause I'm out of this snowbound hell as
of 2 p.m. tomarrow.

A few parting quips (don't know if that's the right word, but I haven't
used it yet this year) -

At our hall party last Thurs., a snowball fight erupted during our
baseball game. Dead serious. We're talking white snow here, not some
gravel-colored slush. Oh, and a few people went x-country skiing on May
1st. 

Never let people drink downhill of a car. Draggin 'em back up a sandune
at 2 a.m. sucks when there's no light and too many trees. Related note -
never let drunk people fall down embankments and into lakes while in the
act of urinating. This also causes inconveinece.

Do not let macaroni-and-cheese sit unoticed for 2 1/2 weeks. This creates
a problem. It also creates something something with a green sticky inner
with a black, fluffy topping, not unlike dessert a couple nights ago.
Ramen noodles, however, seem to weather well. They tend to dry up and
return to their original form, violating all laws of entropy.

Fishbowls dropped down garbage chutes are pretty entertaining (no, there
wasn't any fish in it at this point - they were fed to the Oscar down the
hall).

Never let your roommate vomit down the heating duct. This is pretty much
self-explainitory. That warm spell a week ago didn't last long enough...


Well, that just about does it (hey, it's 2:51 - you can't find this kind
of quality on TV). I'll be back online the week before Labor Day, whatever
the hell date that is. Until then...